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2004-12-13 at 9:18 p.m.

James got stuck in a Wal-Mart bag this afternoon. I heard rustling from my room so I went to investigate and saw this:

It was really sad and funny. Not really knowing how to solve this dilemma, James decided to just walk all around my bed dragging the bag behind him and looking sad.

He managed to get both his paws through the hole so the handle of the bag was then stuck around his stomach which has become ample as of late.

We had to cut him free.

Oh also, after this incident, I was wrapping a christmas gift and he started eating scotch tape. This cat seriously wants to kill himself in embarrassing ways.

This is when we discovered that James gained five pounds.

I made stuffed shells with homemade sauce a few weeks ago. It was my first attempt at anything really resembling adult food. Hence, it deserved a picture.

Who has noticed that Ryan Cabrera is a teen-dream rip off of Howie Day? Let's have a visual comparison.

Howie Day.

Ryan Cabrera.

Come on! If you're going play solo acoustic with pedals like Howie Day then don't style your hair exactly like him. Really.

Kim is obsessed with Ashlee Simpson. I personally find her man voice quite unappealing. If you can't even sing live on Saturday Night LIVE then you and your jig deserve to be made fun of by Good Charlotte in their video. Their video where they themselves are dressed up as vegetables and fake-rapping.

speaking at length + speaking in lines